I should mention, this is all in good fun, with some expetions. If you get offend, maybe avoid roasts or learn to not take things I say to heart. With that said
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Anderson. How's it feel having your works dumbed down and altered to be for children by a mega corporation, then again it was probably for the best you third rate hack. Better yet considering we know your shit luck with women I imagne being attached to the hip to the slutist, perverted Nun in fiction who's master plan was to fuck humanity to death by pleasuring herself. Or better yet maybe I should ask how it feels being tourderd by your own books and readers espicly considering your master really said you peaked when you were ten years old, and while I would normally feel sorry for anyone around that whore of woman. But for a foul mouthed, vile, gremlin of a man like you I feel nothing. Every time I see you I'm torn between kicking you across a football field or burring you six feet under alive just so I can get you start scream and begging for your life. Or better yet I can just stuff you in a box with five drunk Kirara's and see how long before I hear you scream.
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Arjuna. What you though just because I roasted you once, means I wouldn't do it again? WRONG! For someone who's claimed to be Karna's rival, every time you two have clashed you never won, expect for your backstory where you had the gods helping your pathetic weakling ass,(Spoilrs for Extella:Link)You needed Charlamage to come and save you from Karna's attack. In Extella it's claimed your top Archer but Gilgamesh is the real Top Archer between you two. You've been compared to Beowulf who got beaten by one of Hundred face hassan personas and was beaten by Li Shuween and Martha, the difference being Beowulf is a badass, while your just a rich kid with shit fashion. Your intoduction in FGO was just you beating up fodder, you expect any of us to find it imprseve that you beat Robin Hood, Germino and Billy the kid. When Scathach showed up Cu Alter basically told you"Shit your ass down and let me handle this my teacher would slaughter you" Your best form as Arjuna Alter. One:Is basically a completely diffrenet person than you and those any feats he has can never and will never be apllided to you, Two:Even this version of you, lost to Karna. So until we need to show off how strong Karna is again go sit down in the corner and praise your brother as we all know he's your better.
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Semiramis, even with territoral advantage and fame boost you still couldn't finish off my girl Mordred. For most of Apocrypha you just sit around either just being a bland to lightly annyoyoing character to basically just showing everyone that you and Amakusa have the best relationship in Apocrypha, though considering your completion was against cardboard the bar was already very low. Your lucky Achilles was feeling generous because he could have killed you and your boy toy in one go, and just like you couldn't stop Mordred from beating your ass, your not stoping the rows of people who want to be your chairs, so good luck picking one I image Amakusa is somewhere in there.
